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Water off a ducks…

Just for a moment, indulge in the opportunity to imagine the infinitely blissed out benefits of being able to maintain your positive mind frame in pretty much any scenario. Exhibiting a quiet strength and dignity amid a sea of chaos. Keeping your cool. Leaving the ruffled feathers on the headless chickens, as it were.

Entirely possible.

Brain training isn’t just the game that jolly old people, celebrities and irritating children seem to, quite bizarrely, enjoy playing via small portable computers. Oh no.

Training the brain to achieve mental ‘equanimity’ ; we’ll go into this a little later, is an invaluable skill requiring only an open mind, a willingness to practice and an aversion to going through life getting dragged into judgemental, negative and unfulfilling mindsets.

Were you aware that it’s actually entirely possible to possess a Superman/Bruce Lee level of mental defence to the wearing, emotional impact of being continuously bombarded by stress/irritation/boredom inducing events faced on a day to day basis?

… well it is!

A small shift in attitude, based around accepting rather than rejecting, is all it takes. Flash the V’s for Victory to living in a constant state of defensive annoyance, confronted by irritations and obstacles, you can actually learn to be less aggravated, less affected and less stressed out and helpless when a situation isn’t exactly as you’d like it to be.

“But I don’t want to adapt to the situation – it’s not fair. I want the situation to adapt to me!”.

Tough shit. Unfortunately sunshine, life isn’t always that kind.

There will be occasions where things don’t go quite to plan, when circumstances beyond your control dictate fate and there’s not – physically – a great deal you can do about it.

So, what mentally can we do?

It’s all about perspective and how we perceive a given event/situation/set of circumstances.

The golden ticket comes when it hits home that while certain circumstances may be beyond our control, our emotional response is not.

It is in fact, something that can we can, with a little commitment, control to our own advantage.

But how? If I’m pissed off, I’m pissed off – right?

Wrong.

The message “I’m pissed off”  is a decision you make, subconsciously.  A decision you then choose to re-affirm both psychologically and physiologically; through your re-inforcing thoughts…

…and through your physical reactions.

Now it’s consciously possible to actually pause,  take a step back, literally, if you’d been tempted to headbutt said source of irritation,  and remember that your reaction is something you do have power over. That by reacting in a negative way, you won’t alter the past – a concept currently considered metaphysically impossible, you’ll simply be creating further unfruitful implications for the future.

Consider the last thing you got annoyed about enough to put you in a bad mood. Will it really matter this time next year? Chances are, probably not.

It’s a case of realising that any emotion, be it unbridled rage, loved-up contentment, euphoric joy; all have their time, they come, they stay a while and they go, giving way to some other mood or state.

 

The whole concept of equanimity is based upon not allowing these emotions to bring about too much in the way of knicker twisting.

The font of all knowledge officially classes it as;

Neither a thought nor an emotion, it is rather the steady conscious realization of reality’s transience. It is the ground for wisdom and fredom and the protector of compassion and love. While some may think of equanimity as dry neutrality or cool aloofness, mature equanimity produces a radiance and warmth of being. The Buddha described a mind filled with equanimity as “abundant, exalted, immeasurable, without hostility and without ill-will.

“Life is never fair. And perhaps for most of us, it is a good thing that it is not.”, said Mr Oscar Wilde. And why ever not?

Because it’s through adversity that we discover out who we are, realising our strengths and what we’re capable of withstanding, without trials and tribulations, life would be boring.

Studies show that manageable amounts of stress can actually be good for us; motivating  our psyche and boosting the immune system. So the next time someone cuts you up at a roundabout, don’t do the angry fist shake thing, instead give them a big genuine thumbs up. They’ve potentially assisted you in swerving a nasty bout of lurgy. Plus, their reaction will probably be comedy gold. If this wasn’t enough, you’ve also got the smug satisfaction of being the bigger person.

So all in all, practicing equanimity is not a case of trying to go through life in a robotic indifferent kind of way, more a conscious realisation that cirumstances and emotions are an ongoing process and  by not attaching too much weight to moods and feelings, it’s absolutely possibly to live a much more blissful existence. The diamond sutra illustrates the point beautifully…

Thus shall ye think of this fleeting world:

A star at dawn, a bubble in a stream;

A flash of lightning in a summer cloud,

A flickering lamp, a phantom, and a dream.

*An absolute fabrication for the record.

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Oi, Beardos…

You may be aware that tomorrow is indeed World Beard Day.

Beards

Shalom.

Since beard wielders aren’t stereotypically the kind of fellows to go making a song and dance of such things, it’s entirely likely this is news to you.

Beard funny

In the glitzy social world of facial hair celebrations, it could be said that World Beard Day is the poor relation of the trendier, more widely followed Mo-vember. For the unaware; Movember is an annual event occuring every November – you see what they did there – in which gentlemen are encouraged to allow the fuzz residing on their top lips to flourish and grow.

Mustaches

The goal of Movember is to “change the face of men’s health”.

Participation in the Mo-movement is considered  a sporting sort of thing to do; not only for its generally entertainment factor and vivid measure of the mo’d mans capacity to tolerate irritation – having been told the growing of mustaches can be an irksome business.

The real motivation is actually significantly more  worthy; aiming to increase awareness of men’s health issues, encouraging check-ups, an emphasis on healthy living and ultimately, attempting to avert preventable deaths.

World Beard Day has no such noble intentions. It is essentially a satirical piss-take bit of fun.

The humble beard. It’s evolution through history has seen a swathe of  attitudes towards it’s presence on the face; revered, condemned and tolerated. The facial hair equivalent of Tiger Woods.

Tiger Woods Beard

Although, for the record, women with beards have never truly been deemed too hot.  If you do happen to be a bearded lady reading this and your intention is to capitalise on your unusually fuzzy face and become a super-rich circus freak, I commend you. A grand plan. If however, you’re seeking a husband, perhaps best to get the old wax pot out.

Girl with beard

The ancient Greeks believed that  a full, well groomed beard indicated manliness, virility and wisdom. In fact, they took their bearding so seriously that it was considered a huge crime to mess with another mans beard, punishable by fine and even jail-time. Being de-bearded was considered such a source of shame, it was employed as a punishment. Riled up Spartan warriors would shave off half a mans beard to signify less-than-warrior-like behaviour whilst dining in hell.

300 Spartan Warrior

Shamelessly gratuitous.

The ancient Romans however, came to diss the mighty facebush. A men’s hairdresser; barber, or Barba means “beard” in Latin, and when the Romans called hairy foreigners barbarians they were’t originally being horribly condescending, the phrase literally translated to “bearded men,” though in time, the word did evolve into the modern day definition of “rude, uncivilized people.”

Subsequent years saw the popularity of the beard rising and falling periodically, with various  famous faces contributing their own signature styles to the equation…

Santa ClausBin Laden

Recent research shows that men seem to be inclined towards growing a beard when knee deep in clunge the marriage market is favourable, preferring to be clean shaven when romantic lady-prospects are considered to be in short supply. The motivation behind this is believed to correspond with the findings of a study indicating women perceive the bearded vs the cleanshaven to be ;

  • 38% less generous.
  • 36% less caring.
  • 51% less cheerful

This supports existing research that the fairer sex are instinctively programmed to seek out a mate who appears to have good fathering skills and the propensity to provide.

Having said this, studies reveal women also consider a beard to be indicative of maturity, respect, high status and power, so, for appealing to the girls, it seems to be a lot to do with individual preference.

Brad Pitt Beard ScruffyJoaquim Phoenix Beard Scruffy

It’s been established that keeping a beard enables men a great deal more time (around 3350 hours to be precise) to get on with other worthwhile ventures. This is based on embarking upon a shaving career at 15-years-old before retiring 55 years later. A massive 139 days that could have been spent watching more sport and internet porn helping orphans and feeding the hungry.

In addition, beards are proven to help prevent respiratory problems, diseases of the throat and gums, as well as making a wonderful inbuilt chin/neck scarf during nippy spells.

So if you wish to get into the true spirit of World Beard Day, grab yourself a scotch on the rocks – the kind of true badass drink consumed by beard sporters, crank up some Metallica, find a willing chin-fringed guinea pig and get folically fantastic.

Funny Crazy Beard

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